That's right. Donkey races.
Getting in the gates means you can sign up to ride in a heat race.
The competition was fierce
Wait...pork and what?!
Oh, right. Titty bread.
The winners of the heat races had a run off for the JackAss Cup.
Some managed to get the donkeys going in a straight line- straight though the barriers and crowd. Some even got them to do laps by chasing after them after being bucked off.
But one fine donkey jockey hung on for dear life for 3 laps around the (mostly destroyed by that point) ring.
This year's winner of the JackAss Cup.
Training starts now.